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  • July 4
  • United States
  • Deviant for 12 years
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My Bio

"You pushed me too far my friend, I begged and begged for you to stop, but you wouldn't comply. The beatings continued and the insults rolled off your tongue at a constant rate. Over and over. Again and again. To replay in my mind until my eternity's end. But now I have a feeling you won't play with me any more. No tears form in my eyes. No sensation of humanity fill my soul. And I sense a pong of fear from you now. What's the matter my friend? Don't you wanna play...?"

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.: Name :.

Alfred F. Jones

.: Gender :.

Male

.: Age :.

Nineteen

.: Sexuality :.

Alfred doesn't care who loves him, or whom he loves' gender. He just craves to be accepted and cared for by someone.

.: Appearance :.

With hair the pigment of roasted straw that posses a small cowlick, a rather creamy complexion and vivid baby blue eyes Alfred is an iconic image for most adolescents and he enjoys every moment of it. Standing at one hundred and seventy-seven centimeters ( Five feet and ten inches. ) Alfred is at an average height for a man although he would like nothing more then to be taller then he currently is. It's highly unlikely Alfred will grow but a guy can dream can't he? He's well built and quite strong for his age, despite his morbid eating habits, but he doesn't really seem like an active person. Well, that is until you see him at home. There's punching bags, weights, a treadmill, and a pull up bar that are used solemnly on the weekends due to the fact the idiotic American likes to play video games, watch movies, read comics and go out doing heaven knows what during the week. His attire consists of whatever he happens to pick up from the ensemble of clothes strewn across the oak floors that inhabit his bed room. On a casual basis it's usually jeans, and a plain white short sleeved shirt or on special occasions a US Air Force suite although no matter what he's wearing Alfred will rarely be seen without his brown, leather flight jacket and gloves. The jacket has multiple symbols upon it as well as a black lining of fleece around the neck. The as fore-mentioned symbols consisting of a badge on the right upper chest, a white airplane printed upon the right shoulder and a large, white "50" sprawled across the back. In addition he wears combat boots, though he can sometimes be found with sneakers, and a thin pair of rim wire glasses completes the image of Alfred F. Jones.

.: Personality :.

Just coming out of his Teenage years Alfred is as rambunctious and flamboyant as ever. To most this seems to make him rude, and childish but the American is quite fond of his immaturity and finds it a huge relieve from all the stress life can push upon someone. He's very out going and easily excited as well as having a strong sense of justice which explains Alfred's deep love for super heroes; a giddy smile can usually be found pressed against his lips as well as a grin. Alfred is highly opinionated thus making his rather stubborn, so if he does not like something you can expect for him to demand an amendment or alteration to the topic. This alone has brought him many enemies and caused him to be one of the most hated people out there, not that he notices. With this being said the American will waste no time taking charge of a situation and will most certainly take the leader position. He sees it as being helpful while everyone else sees it as egotistical. He's bad at sensing the mood and will most likely say something completely irrelevant and down right redundant that makes him seem like either an idiot or a smart ass but it's better then people snapping each other's necks correct? Of course. Despite trying to do the right and heroic thing Alfred usually ends up putting most people in a bad mood due to his lack of manners and discipline, but he really does try his best to please others. Unless of course, he doesn't like you. However, even though Alfred may seem happy and idiotic there is a large part of his conscience that has been shadowed by a silhouette of sins and vile thoughts. This subsided evil can sometimes leak through Alfred's mental wall, making him simply ruthless and over all evil. It can also be witnessed when Alfred is in a fight for he will most likely be the first one to throw a punch, and when he does its usually best to give him room to calm down for when the American does lose his temper it can be horrifying. As to why he has these slight mental issues no one knows, and that's how Alfred intends to keep it.

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" I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you so badly, just to make you scream, and bleed. I don't want to see you cry, so dry your tears, grab my hand and lets go have fun in our imaginary land! I won't hurt you any more, see? I'm a good boy...I've always been a good boy...Why did you hit me all those times?! All I did was try to be good for you! To please you and to make you smile! Just to make you mine for a little while...But instead you yelled, and hit and it makes me fuckin' sick! I hope you rot in the depths of hell!...I'll miss you though...bye bye my friend, I'll come visit you in the end..."

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Pisses me off more then someone stealing my writing. Jesus, fucking, christ, It's not that hard to write your OWN character their OWN bio; If you love Roleplaying so much, Kay, then why don't you pull your OWN fucking description out of your OWN fucking ass? I asked you NICELY to remove it, so you block me? I don';t give the slightest SHIT if you liked my bio, that isn't an invite to edit it and place it on your page with out even crediting, Kay. Well, I don't know if people get pissed about you re-drawing that UsUk picture from the internet on paper and not crediting but you sure as hell aren't going to copy and paste my hard work on your pa
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Yup. OKAY TIME FOR A KAWAIIDESUREPLYINGSESSION
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(( I might be um...deactivating this account so I most likely won't be responding to messages and shizzle. It's due to a couple of reasons, the main one being that I hate it. It so...bluh. So yeah, uhhh that's about it. ))
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(( WHAT. THE. FAGOODLENOODLEFRUIGLE. KIND. OF. FREAKY. SHIT. IS. THAT.

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Don't fret, Haki, I shall melt it into a puddle of piss!
When I first saw it I burst into laughter but that is a pretty freaky ass icon fff-
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The Canadian eyed him, gripping onto her hockey stick with blood stains. "Bonjour.." Madeline then began to walk around in a circle, "Guess who I am~? And if you don't-" She giggled evilly, "I'll kill you."
Arthur sighed and rubbed his head,he had a bandage around his head. He had just been let out of hospital as well. He was trying to remember who he was and other people. Nothing the doctors were not sure if he would ever remember who he was.
*Points at your ID- specifically for "interest" part*

Excuse me, I only see a great big lie there.
What will you do?
Will you kill me with laughter?
Pffff-